1) The revelation that a chocolate teapot is actually useful, you could eat it.*
2) Nope can’t think of anything else today, I’ve had another busy / stressful day at work with me eating lunch at my desk and then leaving late.. Followed by a completely avoidable rear puncture.. **  Which was even more annoying as it was only 24 hours since my last one.
At that point I headed for the nearest train station and just gave up on the day..
Didn’t have long to wait for a train, so perhaps that is a win..

Right tomorrow is Friday, so hopefully that will be better.

* It is the same with dipsticks, brilliant at what they were designed to do.
** I failed to hook my saddle bag on correctly, so it ended up pushing my mud guard against the tire, and then it went bang…