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Crystal Place Tri 2022

So this was my first triathlon, so I was a bit worried about how it would go.

The swim was always going to be the challenging part, I had been doing swim lessons for the 6 weeks previously and only the week before I managed to swim 100m of front crawl without stopping. So the 300m of the tri was always going to be a challenge. In the small pool at CP the water was really choppy, so I wasn’t able to breathe effectively. So I dropped back to breaststroke for the middle section. That allowed me to keep going and not take a rest.

First transition was a mess, I had way too much stuff with me, and changed my mind about what i wanted while sorting myself out. I also put my cycle top on before my heart rate monitor. doh. I took nearly 5 mins in transition, the chap who won overall was less than 60 seconds.
A trisuit clearly helped them, and I need more practice.

Bike stage (20km), 9 laps of the park. Including a steep uphill section, very pleased with how that went. My laps were consistent with only a few seconds difference between each lap. I was overtaken by some very nice bikes, mine still had mudguards and rack attached. At 12kg and not the most areo, some room for improvement there.
Counting laps with the Wahoo, and by eating Jelly Babys from my top tube bag worked well as a tactic.

Second transition was better, at about 2 min.

Run (5km) managed to get going, and still had the ability to run. I had hoped to do a practice run after bike, but that hadn’t happened. So I had been worried as to what sort of pace i would manage. In the end I was 8:45 ish per mile which is about my cruising speed at the moment.

Overall sub 1h:30m which i am dead pleased about.
I will sign up to do it again next year, but not going to sign up for a longer one until i have worked more on my swimming.

Thinking and driving

While driving home I noticed a police car and said out loud “hello Mr police car”.  Which made me think of magpies as people say hello to them as a way of keeping the bad luck away.*

Anyway that made me wonder if there was also a counting rhyme for police cars..

One for sadness,

Two for erm,

Three for a murder…
* It isn’t a good luck superstition, which is also intriguing.

[Culture] Science fiction double feature

Last night I took my nieces* out to see “Rocky Horror Picture Show” at Watford Colosseum. What made this even more brilliant was that neither of them had any clue what they were in for. They hadn’t watched the film**, listened to the sound track or even read the Wikipedia page.
So they were both really cold going in.

It was a good production with Hale (of Pace) as the narrator, the rest I hadn’t heard of. They did suffer a technical problem with a curtain late in the second half, but the audience was in good form and spent most of the time singing the time warp and doing Mexican waves.
I have seen better productions but not for some time, and really it is the kind of feel good show that is always a good night out.

Not sure how long it will before my nieces talk to me again however.

I think that makes it a successful weekend. #eviluncle

* Well two of them..
** Which is the best order, you want to see it live before you watch the film.

Free to a good home

A while a go I picked up a Raleigh Impulse step through bicycle with the idea that I would fix it up.  I haven’t so I am now giving away.

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That came with some parts that are also free to a good home.
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While clearing out my shed I also found the following…

A bottle opener, bike tool thingy, some pedals, a shimano hub, 38x700c Marathon plus tyre, 2 bike racks, and ladies saddle.
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[Life] Look it’s a good excuse to get a haggis dinner

Last weekend I was out a Burns Supper.  I am not normally the most cultured of people, I like the idea of Burns Night, but the invocation quite often fails to deliver.

Part of me thinks that Burns suffers from some of the same problems as Shakespeare.  People take it all far too seriously.
Both were quite often playing for the cheep seats and being more than a little rude.

So as I was sat listening to an operatic singer perform a song that really wasn’t designed to be sung in that style I thought to myself..

In one hundred years time will we have the same happen to the works and lives of the Proclaimers?

Could I imagine the kind of over worked academic speech that you regularly get at a Burns supper discussing, “Letter from America” and quoting the places mentioned and why they were chosen.

As a result of this I imagined if you retained the structure of Burns Night and replaced it with the Proclaimers.
You would start with a haggis dinner, and still do Robbie’s address, then do the speeches, the immortal memory, the toast to the lasses, the response from the lasses, and the thanks to the participants.
You would finish with everyone stood in a circle and sing not “Auld Lang Syne”, but “I would walk 500 miles”.

As traditions go, this one sounds lots of fun and one that I will be starting..

Expanding this idea slightly further, there are many other brilliant people who come from Scotland, and I think it’s only fair that we make a point to include as many of them as we can too..
Macintosh design place mats and decorations for example.

[health] Not pregnant

Had an ultrasound today on my damaged shoulder, the good news is:
a) It isn’t pregnant.
b) I don’t have any major tears, so I won’t need surgery to stick it back together again.

Annoyingly they had no mechanise to share the pictures with me, so I can’t just share them here.

So it looks like there will be a lot more ibuprofen in my future and maybe some physio or some injections..
During the mean time I will just have to man up and try and take it easy.*

* Not cycling to work is really annoying, even if it does mean I get to read more.

[Tech] Not what I expected to come out of his toolbox..

I have just had a very nice man fix my boiler* with a bicycle pump.

No really, the expansion vessel had lost pressure which was causing the pressure release valve to empty the heating system into my back garden.
The fix to this is to repressurize the expansion vessel with a bicycle pump.

As a geek, this is somewhat disappointing, as I could have done that.. if I had known.  Ok I didn’t know, and while I did do some research on the web that was one of a few potential solutions so it was best for me to hire someone who has had the required training.

* No he wasn’t from the AA but Centrona Gas Services.. **
** This isn’t much of a plug, more so I remember them for next time..

[Home] When the music stops..

This weekend has not been my finest, I had a couple of DIY jobs to do and some other jobs to get on with..

The short version of the story is me drilling through my ring main, and having to knock a rather larger hole in the wall than I was expecting..
Everyone is fine this is a tail of ineptitude not of mortal perils or bloodshed..

This means that I have been spending rather a lot of time trying to put that right so not looked at anything else that I was supposed to be doing.. arg.

In the longer story, I was fitting a new plug socket in the kitchen, and patching up a small section of wall which had been behind the cupboards which I took down, (or rather I had help taking down), so we could have a new fridge.
That should have been not that hard, I have done similar before..
Only I had miss remembered the exact route taken to get to the other kitchen sockets and quite neatly drilled through the ring main..

I knew what had happened, as the drill stopped and more importantly so did the radio and everything else..

So to fix that I had to chase out a section of cable so I could replace the damaged section, and move where I was going to site my new socket..
All of which resulted in me hacking quite a large amount of plaster off the wall..

Now the wall behind the new socket location was unstable, so I couldn’t drill into it to mount the new socket, so I had to mix up some morter and try and fill it in..

After leaving that over night to dry, I was disappointed to discover that it had failed to go off and was basically just sand.. which crumbled at the slightest touch.
So I had to hack that all out again, go buy some fresh morter and start again..

I now have a more solid looking wall behind the socket, I will have to leave it a bit longer before I am willing to drill holes in it to mount the socket back box..

Once that is in, I will be able to wire everything back up again and turn the power back on..
Oh and slowly start filling on the rest of my gigantic hole..

I will get it fixed, it is just going to take rather a lot longer than I was hoping..