{"id":366,"date":"2015-10-12T20:03:54","date_gmt":"2015-10-12T20:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/?p=366"},"modified":"2015-10-12T20:03:54","modified_gmt":"2015-10-12T20:03:54","slug":"happy-protest-calories-out-calories-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/?p=366","title":{"rendered":"[Happy] Protest, Calories out, calories in.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) Reading about a group of American students protesting against a ruling that will allow people to carry a concealed weapon onto campus.&nbsp; The have started to openly carry dildos something that is banned under the same set of rules.&nbsp; Genius.<br \/>\nHowever I suspect that they will not choose the slogan &#8220;Guns out, dildos in!&#8221;<br \/>\n2) Managing to do hill intervals on my cycle ride home.. I deliberately rolled back down the hill twice this evening.. Not ever been that dedicated before.<br \/>\n3) Having a chocolate treat after dinner.. Not had a Tunnock&#8217;s caramel in a while now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Reading about a group of American students protesting against a ruling that will allow people to carry a concealed weapon onto campus.&nbsp; The have started to openly carry dildos something that is banned under the same set of rules.&nbsp; Genius. However I suspect that they will not choose the slogan &#8220;Guns out, dildos in!&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/?p=366\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[Happy] Protest, Calories out, calories in..<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[180],"tags":[225,226,149,60,227],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5aE50-5U","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions\/367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}