{"id":296,"date":"2015-09-24T20:56:38","date_gmt":"2015-09-24T20:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/?p=296"},"modified":"2015-09-24T20:56:38","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T20:56:38","slug":"happy-logical-conclusions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"[Happy] Logical conclusions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) The revelation that a chocolate teapot is actually useful, you could eat it.*<br \/>\n2) Nope can&#8217;t think of anything else today, I&#8217;ve had another busy \/ stressful day at work with me eating lunch at my desk and then leaving late.. Followed by a completely avoidable rear puncture.. **&nbsp; Which was even more annoying as it was only 24 hours since my last one.<br \/>\nAt that point I headed for the nearest train station and just gave up on the day..<br \/>\nDidn&#8217;t have long to wait for a train, so perhaps that is a win..<\/p>\n<p>Right tomorrow is Friday, so hopefully that will be better.<\/p>\n<p>* It is the same with dipsticks, brilliant at what they were designed to do.<br \/>\n** I failed to hook my saddle bag on correctly, so it ended up pushing my mud guard against the tire, and then it went bang&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) The revelation that a chocolate teapot is actually useful, you could eat it.* 2) Nope can&#8217;t think of anything else today, I&#8217;ve had another busy \/ stressful day at work with me eating lunch at my desk and then leaving late.. Followed by a completely avoidable rear puncture.. **&nbsp; Which was even more annoying &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/?p=296\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[Happy] Logical conclusions<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,180],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5aE50-4M","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":297,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.darkpoint.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}